So I was talking to my best friend the other night - a rare three hour convo circa 1995 (aka our junior year of high school) - and here's some of how that went:
BFF: Oh my god, that was such a great game. I watched it at psuedo-boyfriend's house.
Me: Oh my god. I was so so anxious about that game. I felt like I was getting ready to play. I couldn't calm down.
BFF: I know. It was crazy. I feel like we won the superbowl.
Me: I know. Fuck the superbowl.
BFF: (laughing) Yeah - we beat the Patriots. We win!
Me: I agree. I was so anxious about that game that I needed Jeff to have sex with me before I could calm down.
BFF: (laughing) What?
Me: Yes. I was so nervous. I couldn't calm down. I just needed to knock a few out and have a beer.
BFF: (laughing hysterically) "Hey honey, could you fuck me real quick. Thanks. Now get me a beer and a sandwich." Hahahahaha!
Me: (laughing hysterically) I am such a dude. I needed to relax. That was the only thing that was gonna do it. And it needed to be fast - I wanted to watch the game!
That's how girls talk. At least that's how girls who know each other back and forth talk. Now you know.
