Saturday, January 26, 2013

Conversations with Girlfriends

So I was talking to my best friend the other night - a rare three hour convo circa 1995 (aka our junior year of high school) - and here's some of how that went:

BFF: Oh my god, that was such a great game.  I watched it at psuedo-boyfriend's house.

Me: Oh my god.  I was so so anxious about that game.  I felt like I was getting ready to play.  I couldn't calm down.

BFF:  I know.  It was crazy.  I feel like we won the superbowl.

Me:  I know.  Fuck the superbowl.

BFF: (laughing) Yeah - we beat the Patriots.  We win!

Me:  I agree.  I was so anxious about that game that I needed Jeff to have sex with me before I could calm down.

BFF: (laughing) What?

Me:  Yes.  I was so nervous.  I couldn't calm down.  I just needed to knock a few out and have a beer.

BFF: (laughing hysterically) "Hey honey, could you fuck me real quick.  Thanks.  Now get me a beer and a sandwich." Hahahahaha!

Me:  (laughing hysterically) I am such a dude.  I needed to relax.  That was the only thing that was gonna do it.  And it needed to be fast - I wanted to watch the game!

That's how girls talk.  At least that's how girls who know each other back and forth talk.  Now you know.

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